our joke is crackers!
there has been a big fight in the inphinet biscuit tin...a Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club then tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and two accomplancies - one known as Gary Baldi, the other known only to the police as Rich Tea. Unfortunately they dont have a crumb of evidence so the Jammie Dodger might have got away with it!
'the world record biscuit dunking champion'
well OK, it never had a hollywood budget and it isn't over two hours long but its our positive, fun, creative and professional message about our business that excites us and our customers alike. Put the kettle on and enjoy!
